Walking Helps You Think.

I was walking to my car to get food, because I don't eat the food at school, and I discovered something while walking. Have you ever noticed when you make a sharp turn it is usually unintentional? How I came to this conclusion was, I was walking down a flight of stairs, and when I got to the bottom, I started walking straight. The thing was, someone was coming up the stairs, so I had to get out of the way because this persons dumb ass decided to walk right where I was walking. This is my whole thing with walking: Walking should be done like driving a car is...ON THE RIGHT $%$@#$!^!$ SIDE. Anyway, I had to get out of the way in order to avoid catching whatever directionally changed disease this person had. I made a sharp turn to the right to avoid him. You never do that unless you NEED to, ever notice that? It also happens when you forget where you are walking, or if you are texting while walking. Next time you do this, trust me, you'll think of how smart that son of a bitch Shane is.